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Here's some typical JJ Humor. We found this in his apartment. We all had a good laugh.

- Sept. 22, 2001

Men are like

Someone left this on my desk. I suspect the person was trying to tell me something.

Men are like fine wine: They will start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them in the dark until they mature into something you’d want to have dinner with.

Men are like vacations: They never seem to last long enough.

Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer and you take them anywhere.

Men are like coffee: The best one are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they’re usually wrong.

Men are like plungers: They spend most of thief time in the hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like snowstorms: You never know when they’re coming… or how long it will last.

Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

The author, no doubt a woman, must have had a very bad experience.